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"The Merry Muses of Caledonia"

MADGIE CAM TO MY BED-STOCK

Tune: Clout the Cauldron

WBC Note:- Here a very funny example of the symbolic use of food, utensils and everyday situations being used to represent genitalia.

 



Original

Translation

Madgie cam to my bed-stock,
To see gif I was waukin;
I pat my han atweesh her feet
An' found her wee bit maukin.
Fal, lal, etc.

C - - t it was the sowen-pat
An' pintle was the ladle;
Bol - - cks were the serving-men
That waited at the table.
Fal, lal, etc.

Madgie came to my bedside,
To see if I was awake;
I put my hand between her feet
And found her little p - - sy.
Fal, lal, etc.

C - - t it was the gruel-pot
And penis was the ladle;
Bol - - cks were the serving-men
That waited at the table.
Fal, lal, etc.

 

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